Sarah Palin
As told by Charles Feilding
Happened around: 2008
Email from mike - October 4, 2008 5:14:20 AM MDT

I have finally had Sarah Palin explained to me. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, a doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin. The old rancher said, "Well, you know, Palin is a post turtle.'" Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, "What's a post turtle?" The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The doctor looked puzzled, so the old rancher explained, "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."

Keep Smiling Mike