April's Birthday
As told by Charles Feilding
Happened around: 2008
Email from Mike

Botherkins - A thousand pardons for not getting myself together on April's Birthday, but belated Happy Birthday wishes. I hope she isn't dismayed by approaching 29 - but don't worry, you'll never get there!
Male Communication With Female Sex Rule 1: No specimen wearing a smile can ever be over 29.
Keep Smiling Mike